Thursday, November 12, 2009
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6 more days,...

I love you 5245 ♥
3:53 PM
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Irreplaceable. <3$BlogItemTitle$>
Skipped school on Friday and roars, I know I missed out a lot of things. :(
For example, Myra's cupcakes, presentation of blue cards & key chains to the teachers and etc.
Here's something by Yynn See Hui Ying, specially dedicated and made for someone.
1.
师者, 所以传道、授业、解惑也。
含义:说明您对S5I的重要性。
2.
操千曲而后晓声,老师上课别出声。
含义:说明老师上课时必须安静听课。
3.
横眉冷对千夫指,写信必须写宗旨。
含义:说明无论写公函、通告或启事都必须写宗旨。
4.
萧明丽的错,考试不会做。
含义:说明上课只顾着看老师美丽的面貌而没有听课的后果(是您太美了)。
5.
明月松间照, 美女爱搞笑。
含义:形容S5I的早上里有您这位美女老师正在说笑的景色。
6.
忽如一夜春风来,老师冰箱又打开。
含义:描绘阁下说冷笑话时那大雪纷飞,奇特而壮观的景色。
7.
春风又绿江南岸,老师住在冰山上。
含义:解释老师擅长说冷笑话的原因。
8.
无边落木萧萧下,老姨笑话滚滚来。
含义:表面描写阁下笑话很多,现在用以说明感激您为我们班带来的欢乐。
9.
鸟宿池边树,老师别吃醋。
含义:表示S5I对萧明丽老师的爱是无与伦比的,其他老师无须吃醋。
此面名句, 纯属虚构.如有雷同, 绝纯巧合.版权所有, 侵权必究.To a pretty woman who meant a lot to us, S5I -
Pn. Seow Beng Lay ♥

Pretty woman, walking down the street.
*whistles*PS: Yan Cullens, I'm so looking forward to the surprise party!! Let's make her enjoy it to the max okay!! :D
8:54 PM
Friday, October 30, 2009
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Skipped school. Vomitted like nobody's business. The whole world is like spinning non-stop. Roars, I hate this feeling. :(
Since I have the time, should blog about some of my classmates and how retarded/abnormal they are. Keep reading. ;)
Yan/Yin Fang/Yynn, stop complaining. :P
Chang Ee Wei.
Bitch oh bitch. My fav. darling of all-time. Enough said.
Chew Eva.
She's one busy member of PPS. You won't see her more than two periods each day. She likes to show you her feet & let you smell them. -.- She has really pretty eyes, seriously. My granny even thought she puts on fake eyelashes, lol! Her laughters are horrible, even worse than mine.
*pats self* She could say something really cold, even colder than the refrigerator seller, mind you. She was and is, mentally retarded.
Chew Jing Yan/
Yan Yan/
Yan Cullens.
Member of the Cullens family. She hides her feelings, never tell anyone. Maths/Add Maths/Chemistry genius. Knows almost everything, professional lung language speaker. Currently very eager to organize a surprise party. She's mad/nuts/crazy, not to forget, mentally retarded as well. Btw, she loves me since the first day she knows me.
*coughs*
Yan, I realize I don't have a proper picture w/ you. -.-
Chua Yim Theng.
Classmates since F1. Maths/Add Maths genius. Her tears gland is really amazing, trust me. She can cry anytime, anywhere. She's the one who hides her feelings too. She never bother about your lame cold jokes, she'll only give you response like this "-.-". She only listens, won't give her opinions. She loves me since 2005. :D
Goh Wen Yin.
My husband. Yin Fang, Jane, Risyn, Yen Ling and Ee Wei always want to snatch her away, lol. A very good monitor, responsible and all. We have Wen Yin, we have it all. :D Me love her yo.
Jane Ong Yu Ying.
The prettiest in S5I. But hello, never judge her by her appearance. You would faint if you know the real her. Her voice could make you deaf, seriously.
Liew En Ji.
Tinkerbell! Pretty pretty treasurer. Great fan of JJ Lin. Always got caught during her breakfast time, lol.
Lim Chern Min.
The Retard Society's president. She's really really retard, mind you. Her artwork is like, fantastic. She likes to do some retarded post/action eg. always show us her Hawaii-styled pants. -.- Really retard.
*shakes head*
Loh Yin Fang.
Wahai Maria, who brought a lot of laughters and happiness in my high school life. Thanks to the Civics project cause we got closer after the funny incidents that happened, lol. Hello my great hale partner, me won't forget you.
*hugs*
Oo Yen Ling.
I think she comes from outer space. Her brain is different from all of us. You won't lost her even in a very crowded place cause her physical feature, her big head to be exact, will let you recognize her easily. :P
Ooi Yun Pin.
My daughter since F2. You would enjoy full satisfaction if you tell her any cold jokes. She would just laugh out loud despite how lame the joke is, lol. Her laughter is like, whoah, horrible. Lol! I always draw on her notes/exercise books, heh. She's one retarded classmate too. Nevertheless, she's one great listener.
See Hui Ying.
Her brain juice is made up of iodine, really. Very good in cold jokes and lung language. Can compete w/ the refrigerator alrd, mind you.
Tan Xueh Ying.
Another husband. A good listener slash adviser. I love her because she knows how to make bread sushis, lol. Always get bullied by me, lol.
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Things would be different if I never met them.
Life would be dull and meaningless if they never exist.
I won't know the true definition of friendship if I didn't choose this class.
I won't know life could be so colourful if I wasn't friend w/ them.
Again,
I love you guys more than everything ♥
11:25 AM
Monday, October 26, 2009
Lucas. <3$BlogItemTitle$>
I now present,...
Lucas, the new member of the family!


10:33 AM
Saturday, October 24, 2009
One & only - S5I$BlogItemTitle$>
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You guys never know how awesome y'all are.
You guys never know how fabulous y'all are.
Thank you for everything. *bows*
10:17 PM
Monday, October 19, 2009
Lifeless.$BlogItemTitle$>
Tagged by ulcer queen - Chew Jing Yan. Since I have nothing better to do, so yeah.
Yan Cullens, I'll steal your things tmrw. BEWARE. ;)被点到必填,不填代表你不尊重传给你的人和问卷。
(1) 请老实的回答每一个问题。
(2) 不行擅自塗改題目。
(3) 写完请点10位小朋友,不可不点。
(4) 点完后请通知那10位小朋友他被点到了。
♥ 被点到的:
1. Yynn
2. Jing Yan
3. Enji
4. Yin Fang
5. Ee Wei
6. Jane
7. Ee Wei
8. Chern Min
9. Myra
10. Chiew Hoong
﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌
01 - [ 4号认识6号吗? ]:: Very good friends indeed.
02 - [ 10号是男还是女? ]:: Girl.
03 - [ 8号的兴趣是? ]:: Dating? :D
04 - [ 1号有没有兄弟姐妹? ]:: A younger brother.
05 - [ 7号姓氏? ]:: Chang.
06 - [ 10号人缘好吗? ]:: Guess so.
07 - [ 4号有人追吗? ]:: Er, the one who named Borhan in the short story "Mariah"? :P
08 - [ 承上2号呢? ]:: Meaning?
09-[ 6号喜欢的颜色是? ]:: Blue? Not sure.
10-[ 3号和10号是朋友吗? ]:: Classmates, sure.
11-[ 8号的生日是? ]:: 16th of June.
Eh ruo zhi de, I rmb your bday yo! :P12-[ 5号读哪呢? ]:: PCGHS.
13-[ 你怎么认识10号的? ]:: Classmate.
14-[ 你跟1号的生日差几个月? ]:: 10 months, wow? :D
15-[ 你和9号有出去玩过吗? ]:: Nope.
Myra, when do you wanna date me out?16-[ 你喜欢和2号聊天吗? ]:: Definately yes. She's my crime partner, always. :D Me love her banyak banyak.
*coughs* Confession here weiiii. :P
17-[ 你喜欢和3号在一起吗? ]:: We're in the same gang, hello.
18-[ 你觉得7号人怎么样? ]:: Gossip queen. :P Very kind friend of course.
19-[ 你觉得9号人怎么样? ]:: Chubbyyyyy. :D
20-[ 你爱5号吗? ]:: Of course. She's the all-time fav. bitch. :D
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1. 是谁传給你这份问卷的:: Chew Jing Yan slash Yan Cullens.
2. 你们认识多久呢:: Since last year.
3. 你觉得他(她)对你來说很重要吗:: How can I say no?
4. 你与他(她)的关系是:: Classmates/best friend/crime partner/laughing partner/crapping partner/shopping partner/same Cullens member. :D
5. 你觉得他(她)的个性如何:: Nice. :D
6. 请问他(她)的兴趣是:: Talk to me, duh. :P
﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌
問 : 當你在更衣室沖水门忽然被打开了你会...
答 : SHOUT TILL THE WINDOWS BREAK. -.-
問 : 海中忽然大浪來襲后你发现比基尼小姐上身泳裝被沖掉了,你会...
答 : SHOUT TILL... -.-
問 : 去海边玩会使用咩交通工具
答 : Car?
問 : 你突然发现沒帶泳裝泳衣你会買吗
答 : No.
問 : 回去时发现有其他遊客手机沒拿 你会觉得是哪牌子的
答 : None of my business.
問 : 海边对你來说是
答 : Wide.
問 : 看到镜子会不由自主的向前吗
答 : Depends.
問 : 经常用洗面乳吗
答 : Only twice a day.
問 : 说到自恋会想到谁
答 : Yynn See. Teehee.
問 : 有人说该減肥了你会
答 : I know. -.-
問 : 自恋 適合你吗?
答 : NOOOO, of course.
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Quick shopping w/ the mom is super love. :D
Thanks mom. ♥
4:40 PM
Friday, October 16, 2009
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.$BlogItemTitle$>
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD)Obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental disorder characterized by intrusive thoughts that produce anxiety, by repetitive behaviors aimed at reducing anxiety, or by combinations of such thoughts (obsessions) and behaviors (compulsions). The symptoms of this anxiety disorder range from repetitive hand-washing and extensive hoarding to preoccupation with religious or aggressive impulses. These symptoms can be alienating and time-consuming, and often cause severe emotional and economic loss. Although the acts of those who have OCD may appear paranoid and come across to others as psychotic, OCD sufferers often recognize their thoughts and subsequent actions as irrational, and they may become further distressed by this realization.
Thanks to our dearest Moral teacher.
Reason? Everytime after her lessons end & bfo she goes out, I'll ask her to miss me, lol. Like, everytime, seriously.
Then today she confirmed I have this disorder thingy.
Uh-oh.-

Shit, I miss my hair. Stupid school, stupid rules. Grrrr.
Never mind. I'm out, soon. Soon baby, soon, so soon.
*inhales, exhales*BUT!Only weeks more for us to enjoy the pathetic yet bittersweet high school life.
Only weeks more for us to exchange autograph books.
Only weeks more for us to laugh like mad during lessons we enjoy.
Only weeks more for us to grumble about the homeworks given.
Only weeks more for us to study/rote/eat/sleep/slack at the building which we stayed for 2 years.
Only weeks more for us to do something illegal during lessons.
Only weeks more for me to call the Hist. teacher Phung Phung; BC teacher lao ee; Moral teacher Lay See jiejie.
Only weeks more to ask them do they miss me/to miss me.
Only weeks more,...WEEKS MORE, baby.
4:04 PM